Once upon a time not so long ago I had a sweet little mama’s girl. One day she woke up and decided that mommy was old news & that daddy was the new headliner. It stung a little, alright it stung a lot, but it made perfect sense. I am not nearly as much fun as daddy is. They do have a lot in common after all & I am not just talking about the blond hair, blue eyes and dimples.
1. They both have a keen sense of fashion.
2. They think farts are funny.
3. They both have a hard time getting their pee into the toilet.
4. Neither one listens to me when I speak.
5. They would both prefer to run around the house naked.
6. They think Doritos & jelly beans are an acceptable lunch.
7. Neither has an issue wearing stained clothing.
8. They both laugh at there own jokes.
9. Both get cranky when they haven’t had a nap.
10. Neither one will eat their vegetables.
11. They both like Elsa from Frozen.
12. They leave crumbs everywhere.
13. I have to remind them both to brush their teeth.
14. They both will eat food that fell on the ground.
15. Most importantly, they both love me.